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The Planetary Landmass of Pax Nerdvana

“Warning: Do not stare directly at the mushroom clouds.”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: Rogue CONclave

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Planetary Landmass of Pax Nerdvana is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sky Thunder with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.071 billion Pax Nerdvanans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NORAD. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pax Nerdvanan economy, worth a remarkable 1,473 trillion Shanixes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 208,388 Shanixes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, international war crimes are good for business and business is booming, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space, and engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pax Nerdvana's national animal is the Rancor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pax Nerdvana is ranked 402nd in the world and 1st in Rogue CONclave for Fattest Citizens, with 82.58 Obesity Rate.

Rudest Citizens: 209thHighest Crime Rates: 213thMost Armed: 223rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 288thFattest Citizens: 402ndMost Avoided: 662ndMost Rebellious Youth: 786thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 928thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,210thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,551stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,769thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,960thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,993rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,031stTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,169thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,258thHighest Drug Use: 2,842ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,984thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,454thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,699thHighest Average Incomes: 5,594thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,161stMost Influential: 8,655thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,056thTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,508thHighest Economic Output: 10,917thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,101stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,358thMost Stationary: 14,418thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,935thMost Efficient Economies: 16,510thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,016th

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