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The Vegetarian Utopia of Paul McCartney

“Hi, I'm Paul and I play the uh.......uh.......the bass.”

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Location: Quiet Cottage on the Edge of the Cosmos

Regional Influence: Contender


The Vegetarian Utopia of Paul McCartney is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 37.218 billion Paul McCartneyians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Healthcare is ignored. The average income tax rate is 16.3%.

The strong Paul McCartneyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,236 trillion Bass Guitars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 86,964 Bass Guitars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, citizens must pay to enjoy Paul McCartney's pristine beaches, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Paul McCartney's national animal is the Lovebird.

Paul McCartney is ranked 183,678th in the world and 36th in Quiet Cottage on the Edge of the Cosmos for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 21.76 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Populations: 442ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,233rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,505thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,670thHighest Economic Output: 3,806thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,486thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,914thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,385thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,303rdNicest Citizens: 16,260thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,621stLargest Mining Sector: 16,919thFattest Citizens: 17,053rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,050thMost Influential: 19,487th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the region

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