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The Winners Circle of Paul Cezanne

“Je Maintiendrai la République”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Nederland

Regional Influence: Vassal

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The Winners Circle of Paul Cezanne is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by P Cezanne with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.099 billion Paul Cezanneans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aix-en-Provence. The average income tax rate is 33.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paul Cezannean economy, worth a remarkable 8,014 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 194,993 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

200 mph car chases are a frequent sight on the otherwise empty motorways, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins, and troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paul Cezanne's national animal is the rolmops, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Paul Cezanne is ranked 1,400th in the world and 50th in Nederland for Most Stationary, with 4,351.70554824 days.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1,021stLargest Populations: 1,201stHighest Economic Output: 1,388thLargest Black Market: 1,393rdMost Stationary: 1,400thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,440thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,803rdMost Avoided: 2,896thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,022ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,119thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,597thMost Efficient Economies: 3,860thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,036thMost Devout: 6,784thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,036thMost Influential: 7,646thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,068thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,189thHighest Average Incomes: 10,874thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,267thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,494thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,036thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,998thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,628thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,185thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,394th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the region

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