The Imperial forces of Patty
“Gott Mit uns”
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Location: Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
Regional Influence: Nipper
The Imperial forces of Patty is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Counsel of Trent with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.109 billion Pattyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Patterson City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Pattyian economy, worth 234 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 111,242 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 409,657 per year while the poor average 21,338, a ratio of 19.2 to 1.
Patty successfully hosted the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Olympics, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patty's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anglo-Baptist.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Patty, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
- : Following new legislation in Patty, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
- : Patty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Patty's influence in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Patty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Patty changed its national capital to "New Patterson City".
- : Patty changed its national leader to "The Counsel of Trent".
- : Following new legislation in Patty, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together.
- : Following new legislation in Patty, Patty successfully hosted the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Olympics.
- : Following new legislation in Patty, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned.