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The Dominion of Patriarchic Bliss

“Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: the Pacific

Regional Influence: Page

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The Dominion of Patriarchic Bliss is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Major Ity with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, vat-grown people, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.679 billion Patriarchs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patriarch City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Patriarch economy, worth a remarkable 7,882 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 674,941 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Much of Patriarchic Bliss's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, Major Ity's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, posters remind people that 'Hoarding Mushrooms Is Theft', and the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patriarchic Bliss's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bow down to your God-King Major Ity.

Patriarchic Bliss is ranked 76,889th in the world and 1,201st in the Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 48.6 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 13thLargest Information Technology Sector: 52ndHighest Poor Incomes: 121stHighest Average Incomes: 129thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 173rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 176thMost Corrupt Governments: 177thLargest Black Market: 252ndMost Patriotic: 268thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 270thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 330thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 388thLargest Insurance Industry: 406thLowest Crime Rates: 439thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 443rdLargest Mining Sector: 454thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 484thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 538thSmartest Citizens: 567thMost Advanced Public Education: 839thLargest Governments: 917thHighest Economic Output: 1,514thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,671stMost Efficient Economies: 1,708thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,282ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,383rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,635thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,111thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,187thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,761stHealthiest Citizens: 4,072ndMost Authoritarian: 4,577thNudest: 6,667thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,757thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,338thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,494thLargest Retail Industry: 8,048thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,989thMost Conservative: 9,454thMost Secular: 11,208thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,353rdMost Developed: 14,423rdMost Influential: 15,318thTop
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Most Extreme: 27,932nd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Patriotic: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 47th in the regionNudest: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 58th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 64th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 78th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 79th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 85th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Extreme: 115th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 138th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 170th in the regionMost Conservative: 177th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 196th in the regionMost Secular: 218th in the regionMost Influential: 271st in the regionLargest Populations: 273rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 291st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 295th in the regionMost Developed: 305th in the region

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