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The Democratic Republic of Patolia

“One Nation in Unity and Strength”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Conch Kingdom

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Democratic Republic of Patolia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Oswin Shah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.658 billion Patolians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vyaghrapuram. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.9%.

The very strong Patolian economy, worth 223 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,944 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government thinks Patolians can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together, politicians put their fingers in their ears and sing "la la la la" when walking past lobbyists, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patolia's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Patolia is ranked 113,855th in the world and 122nd in Conch Kingdom for Most Stationary, with 342.0741907946 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 22,411thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,165thLargest Welfare Programs: 27,754th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27th in the region

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