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The Cruel Enslaved Dictatorship of Pasinia

“Zero Rights, Zero Freedom, Zero Tolerance!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Cruel Enslaved Dictatorship of Pasinia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Yerrote Rrarburg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.557 billion Pasinians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tartharia Eashka. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pasinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,412 trillion pasins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 252,380 pasins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,209,983 per year while the poor average 4,352, a ratio of 507 to 1.

Nations across the world are quick to praise Dictator Yerrote Rrarburg's good looks and intellectual prowess, the giant 80-storey carving of Dictator Yerrote Rrarburg in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Pasinia's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Monotheism.

Pasinia is ranked 3,978th in the world and 38th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Patriotic, with 63.01 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Devout: 178thMost Ignorant Citizens: 248thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 434thMost Corrupt Governments: 461stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 465thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 558thFattest Citizens: 630thLargest Mining Sector: 691stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 732ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 828thMost Avoided: 887thMost Armed: 1,260thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,349thMost Primitive: 1,461stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,029thRudest Citizens: 2,367thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,427thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,446thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,475thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,993rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,012thHighest Average Incomes: 3,805thMost Patriotic: 3,978thLargest Retail Industry: 4,839thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,534thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,163rdHighest Economic Output: 7,592ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,146thMost Efficient Economies: 10,968thLargest Governments: 11,979thMost Conservative: 11,980thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,550thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,234thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,277th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the region

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