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The Cruel Enslaved Dictatorship of Pasinia

“Zero Rights, Zero Freedom, Zero Tolerance!”

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The Cruel Enslaved Dictatorship of Pasinia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Yerrote Rrarburg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.557 billion Pasinians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tartharia Eashka. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pasinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,412 trillion pasins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 252,380 pasins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,209,983 per year while the poor average 4,352, a ratio of 507 to 1.

Nations across the world are quick to praise Dictator Yerrote Rrarburg's good looks and intellectual prowess, the giant 80-storey carving of Dictator Yerrote Rrarburg in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Pasinia's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Monotheism.

Pasinia is ranked 3,978^th in the world and 38^th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Patriotic, with 63.01 flags saluted per person per day.

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