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The Cruel Enslaved Dictatorship of Pasinia

“Zero Rights, Zero Freedom, Zero Tolerance!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Cruel Enslaved Dictatorship of Pasinia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Yerrote Rrarburg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.324 billion Pasinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tartharia Eashka. The average income tax rate is 92.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pasinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,257 trillion pasins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 308,283 pasins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

A new apartment is worth a thousand betrayals, the might of the entire Pasinian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, and barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Elephant Sea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Pasinia's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Monotheism.

Pasinia is ranked 7,183rd in the world and 15th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Highest Economic Output, with 2,257 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 114thMost Devout: 190thMost Ignorant Citizens: 267thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 273rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 322ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 443rdLargest Mining Sector: 498thMost Corrupt Governments: 535thLargest Black Market: 883rdMost Primitive: 948thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,187thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,507thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,537thFattest Citizens: 1,726thMost Avoided: 1,755thHighest Average Incomes: 1,939thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,947thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,953rdLargest Governments: 4,597thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,559thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,962ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,012thHighest Economic Output: 7,183rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,301stRudest Citizens: 7,399thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,768thMost Efficient Economies: 8,468thMost Conservative: 8,668thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 14,988thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,295th
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the region

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