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The Pubs of Parkplace

“The hills of ParrrrTay are staggering!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: Canada

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Pubs of Parkplace is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 35.723 billion Parkplaceans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ParrrrTay City. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Parkplacean economy, worth a remarkable 2,875 trillion Daquireses a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,482 Daquireses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance, and drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parkplace's national animal is the Cookie Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Parkplace is ranked 219,597th in the world and 135th in Canada for Most Armed, with 0.17 Weapons Per Person.

Most Influential: 53rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 607thMost Stationary: 883rdLargest Populations: 1,046thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,069thSafest: 1,168thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,475thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,730thBest Weather: 1,774thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,712thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,839thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,752ndHighest Economic Output: 5,111thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,590thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,734thSmartest Citizens: 6,669thLowest Crime Rates: 8,911thNudest: 11,277thTop
Most Cultured: 12,971stHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,732ndMost Secular: 19,998thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,144thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,551stLargest Governments: 24,038th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the region

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