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The Adorable Little Rouge State of Paraguayam

“W e l c o m e t o P a r a g u a y”

Category: Libertarian Police State
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Location: Deep Storage

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Adorable Little Rouge State of Paraguayam is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Martino -k with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.951 billion Paraguayans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yerba Mate. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The powerhouse Paraguayan economy, worth 188 trillion guaranís a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 96,499 guaranís, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 353,500 per year while the poor average 18,663, a ratio of 18.9 to 1.

The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Paraguayam's national animal is the Real Man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the -k ideology.

Paraguayam is ranked 9,917th in the world and 1st in Deep Storage for Most Armed, with 9.13 Weapons Per Person.

Highest Crime Rates: 1,942ndTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,179thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,431stFattest Citizens: 4,850thMost Avoided: 5,475thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,569thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,005thLargest Retail Industry: 8,163rdMost Armed: 9,917thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,364thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,439thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,695thHighest Drug Use: 17,728thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,117thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,839thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,856thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,807th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the region

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