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The Caliphate of Paradise

“There is no god but Allah and Muhammad is his Prophet”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Middle East

Regional Influence: Enforcer

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The Caliphate of Paradise is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Caliph Ahmad Ibn Hanbal with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.685 billion Paradisians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Education are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Paradisean economy, worth an astonishing 20,374 trillion riyals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 513,401 riyals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,788,396 per year while the poor average 4,877, a ratio of 981 to 1.

Forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, and the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Paradise's national animal is the desert snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Paradise is ranked 241,639th in the world and 42nd in Middle East for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -75.23 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Populations: 27thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 51stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 61stLargest Mining Sector: 73rdHighest Economic Output: 79thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 107thMost Avoided: 121stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 122ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 126thLargest Insurance Industry: 128thHighest Disposable Incomes: 134thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 136thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 146thMost Ignorant Citizens: 171stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 203rdSafest: 240thLowest Crime Rates: 288thHighest Average Incomes: 290thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 315thMost Primitive: 396thMost Devout: 449thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 482ndFattest Citizens: 497thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 684thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 700thLargest Governments: 770thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 868thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,340thMost Efficient Economies: 2,124thLargest Retail Industry: 2,130thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,140thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,694thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,031stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,764thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,185thMost Influential: 6,942ndTop
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Most Conservative: 14,656thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,870thMost Pro-Market: 18,029thMost Extreme: 19,536thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,983rdMost Stationary: 21,616th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the region

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