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The Republic of Parabellia

“We have a little bit of everything”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Very Good

Location: Questionable choices

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Republic of Parabellia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Freddy Fitzgerald with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 3.069 billion Parabellians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vuvuzela. The average income tax rate is 64.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Parabellian economy, worth 352 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,961 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, and students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parabellia's national animal is the Pygmy marmoset, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Science.

Parabellia is ranked 168,685th in the world and 1st in Questionable choices for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 16.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 9,187thMost Developed: 13,048thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,902ndHealthiest Citizens: 14,812thLowest Crime Rates: 15,941stLongest Average Lifespans: 16,200thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,352ndBest Weather: 16,469thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,770thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,968thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,550thSafest: 17,874thLargest Retail Industry: 19,477thSmartest Citizens: 19,563rdMost Beautiful Environments: 20,246thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,685thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,060thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,706thMost Efficient Economies: 22,022ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,960thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,357thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,612th

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