The Robo Orangugrump of Papercuts and Skittles
“Perhaps Night is So Dark Because Day is Much Too Bright”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: the West Pacific
Regional Influence: Apprentice
The Robo Orangugrump of Papercuts and Skittles is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Geoff with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.255 billion Skitters are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Brunswick. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Skittlesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,918 trillion Skits a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 274,901 Skits, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.
Money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", and most Skittlesian video games are banned in other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Papercuts and Skittles's national animal is the Papercut, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Papercuts and Skittles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Papercuts and Skittles was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Shining Needle Kingdom.
- : Papercuts and Skittles endorsed The Democratic Republic of Brouca.
- : Papercuts and Skittles endorsed The Republic of Orson Welles.
- : Papercuts and Skittles was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Brouca.
- : Papercuts and Skittles was endorsed by The Republic of Orson Welles.
- : Papercuts and Skittles was endorsed by The Republic of Madarna.
- : Papercuts and Skittles was endorsed by The United Socialist States of United Alliance of the North.
- : Papercuts and Skittles voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Frieden-und Freudenland".
- : Papercuts and Skittles voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Freedom to Seek Medical Care II"".
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