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The Dominion of PapaJacky

“Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra”

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The Dominion of PapaJacky is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.761 billion Jackens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grainville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient PapaJackyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,103 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 399,960 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, the PapaJacky Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', many marriages go virtually unconsummated, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown. PapaJacky's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovetism.

PapaJacky is ranked 197,430^th in the world and 2^nd in Papastan for Most Patriotic, with 5.39 flags saluted per person per day.

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