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The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky

“Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: Papastan

Regional Influence: Power


The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King CREAM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.33 billion Drackonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth a remarkable 6,446 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 568,988 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,329,269 per year while the poor average 5,120, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters, and tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

PapaDracky is ranked 19th in the world and 1st in Papastan for Fattest Citizens, with 99.23 Obesity Rate.

Rudest Citizens: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18thFattest Citizens: 19thLargest Gambling Industry: 19thHighest Crime Rates: 25thMost Armed: 26thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 44thMost Avoided: 55thMost Rebellious Youth: 64thHighest Disposable Incomes: 70thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 76thMost Scientifically Advanced: 93rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 102ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 148thHighest Average Incomes: 176thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 209thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 209thLargest Insurance Industry: 212thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 221stMost Corrupt Governments: 238thLargest Mining Sector: 258thMost Efficient Economies: 318thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 581stLargest Information Technology Sector: 777thMost Secular: 827thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,062ndHighest Economic Output: 1,124thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,626thMost Pro-Market: 1,800thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,061stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,391stSmartest Citizens: 9,901stMost Stationary: 10,276thTop
Largest Black Market: 10,447thNudest: 10,732ndHighest Drug Use: 13,011thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,833rdMost Influential: 14,871st

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