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The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky

“Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Papastan

Regional Influence: Power


The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King CREAM with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.987 billion Drackonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,736 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 595,735 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,579,839 per year while the poor average 5,360, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

PapaDracky is ranked 15th in the world and 1st in Papastan for Fattest Citizens, with 99.26 Obesity Rate.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10thLargest Retail Industry: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12thRudest Citizens: 13thFattest Citizens: 15thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16thLargest Gambling Industry: 16thHighest Crime Rates: 17thMost Armed: 21stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 38thMost Avoided: 46thMost Rebellious Youth: 48thHighest Disposable Incomes: 59thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 70thMost Scientifically Advanced: 93rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 94thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 145thHighest Average Incomes: 154thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 186thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 191stLargest Insurance Industry: 192ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 200thMost Corrupt Governments: 206thLargest Mining Sector: 227thMost Efficient Economies: 254thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 619thMost Secular: 732ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 819thHighest Economic Output: 892ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,134thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,858thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,601stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,985thMost Stationary: 9,411thNudest: 10,199thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,213thTop
Largest Black Market: 12,086thSmartest Citizens: 12,572ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,769thMost Influential: 13,681stMost Pro-Market: 16,381stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,398thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,816thLargest Populations: 21,627th

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