Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky

“Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Location: Papastan

Regional Influence: Power


The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King CREAM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, vat-grown people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.012 billion Drackonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth a remarkable 6,962 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 579,641 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,429,074 per year while the poor average 5,216, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, drowning sailors are hung out to dry, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists, and charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

PapaDracky is ranked 227th in the world and 2nd in Papastan for Most Corrupt Governments, with 705.24 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Rudest Citizens: 9thLargest Retail Industry: 11thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13thLargest Gambling Industry: 17thFattest Citizens: 18thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20thHighest Crime Rates: 22ndMost Armed: 23rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 42ndMost Avoided: 50thMost Rebellious Youth: 57thHighest Disposable Incomes: 65thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 73rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 87thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 98thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 141stHighest Average Incomes: 165thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 200thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 203rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 213thLargest Insurance Industry: 214thMost Corrupt Governments: 227thLargest Mining Sector: 243rdMost Efficient Economies: 298thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 561stLargest Information Technology Sector: 783rdMost Secular: 808thHighest Economic Output: 1,018thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,134thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,709thMost Pro-Market: 1,745thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,459thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,013thMost Stationary: 9,917thNudest: 10,224thSmartest Citizens: 10,697thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,807thLargest Black Market: 11,166thTop
Most Influential: 14,195thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,970thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,771stLargest Populations: 21,665th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: