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The Republic of Panzer Vor 258

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The Republic of Panzer Vor 258 is a massive, genial nation, notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.984 billion Panzer Vor 258ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.3%.

The large but inefficient Panzer Vor 258ian economy, worth 121 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 40,630 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, supervisors in Panzer Vor 258 commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, and Panzer Vor 258ian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panzer Vor 258's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Panzer Vor 258 is ranked 236,139^th in the world and 650^th in Celiane for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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