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The Technocratic State of Pansvany |
“Progress is necessary; morality is not”
Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Technocratic State of Pansvany is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mr House with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, humorless population of 10.909 billion Pansvanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exelixiopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Pansvanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,992 trillion Roots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 274,305 Roots, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, there's never enough space in space, torture is illegal, and failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside. Crime is totally unknown. Pansvany's national animal is the octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Pansvany is ranked 124,674th in the world and 2,888th in Osiris for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,280.59 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Pansvany, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
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Pansvany was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
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Pansvany, torture is illegal.
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Pansvany, there's never enough space in space.
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Pansvany, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
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Pansvany, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
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Pansvany, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
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Pansvany, no one tells their son "you're the man of the house" any more.
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Pansvany, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
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Pansvany was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.