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The Federal Republic of Panneau

“For the glory of Panneau!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The Western Isles

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Federal Republic of Panneau is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Führer Rigovera with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.407 billion Panneauans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Eadu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Panneauan economy, worth 580 trillion Panneauan Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 241,220 Panneauan Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the fate of the world literally rests on Führer Rigovera's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panneau's national animal is the Pangolin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Rigoverism.

Panneau is ranked 265,447th in the world and 225th in The Western Isles for Smartest Citizens, with 0.7 quips per hour.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 957thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 969thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 997thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,256thLargest Mining Sector: 1,843rdMost Patriotic: 2,040thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,063rdMost Armed: 2,196thMost Devout: 2,249thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,722ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,772ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,011thMost Avoided: 3,181stNudest: 3,891stLargest Black Market: 4,190thHighest Average Incomes: 4,466thFattest Citizens: 4,886thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,921stMost Conservative: 5,568thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,153rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,695thMost Authoritarian: 7,880thLowest Crime Rates: 8,480thLargest Governments: 9,511thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,432ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,887thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,262ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,425thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,226thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,318thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,934thMost Efficient Economies: 25,050th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Swedesttanossa and Lesva.