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The Republic of Pangeaeae

“Nameless is my price”

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The Republic of Pangeaeae is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Fireheart with a fair hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, national health service, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.636 billion Pangeaeaens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orynth. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pangeaeaean economy, worth 626 trillion JEPS a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,043 JEPS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

National park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, and foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas. Crime is totally unknown. Pangeaeae's national animal is the Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nofkyology.

Pangeaeae is ranked 4,522^nd in the world and 82^nd in The Communist Bloc for Healthiest Citizens, with 20.64 bananas ingested per day.

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