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The Unified State of Pancanawe Empire

“In God We Unite!”

Category: Mother Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Faxitar

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Unified State of Pancanawe Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Madreline I with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.352 billion Imperial Citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Welfare, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrelium. The average income tax rate is 71.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth 329 trillion Aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,952 Aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pancanawe Empire's national animal is the Black Garuda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pancanawe Empire is ranked 71,843rd in the world and 1st in Faxitar for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.93 bananas ingested per day.

Most Patriotic: 5,564thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,603rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,917thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,025thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,450thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,076thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,700thTop
Most Developed: 16,966thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,436thHighest Average Incomes: 18,159thLargest Black Market: 18,862ndLargest Governments: 19,693rdMost Inclusive: 20,933rdHighest Poor Incomes: 21,116thLowest Crime Rates: 21,992ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,103rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,318thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,891stMost Efficient Economies: 22,912thHighest Food Quality: 24,399thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,575th

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