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The Iron Lords of Panargers Tay

“Hey kid you what to listen to some real music”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Lazarus

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The Iron Lords of Panargers Tay is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Master Sextus with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.953 billion Panargers Tayians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Imperial city. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Panargers Tayian economy, worth 671 trillion Organs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,520 Organs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, and the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panargers Tay's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Compliance.

Panargers Tay is ranked 39,719th in the world and 2,099th in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 41.99 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,649thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,854thSafest: 9,046thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,107thMost Influential: 9,726thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,866thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,845thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,068thMost Patriotic: 11,946thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,592ndTop
Most Secular: 13,484thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,586thLowest Crime Rates: 14,993rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,643rdMost Developed: 16,964thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,256thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,191stMost Efficient Economies: 18,667thHighest Average Incomes: 19,937thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,107thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,406thHealthiest Citizens: 20,659thMost Cultured: 21,715thLargest Governments: 23,002ndMost Corrupt Governments: 23,823rdLargest Mining Sector: 26,708thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,755th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 204th in the regionMost Influential: 234th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 310th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 364th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 422nd in the regionSafest: 504th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 538th in the regionMost Patriotic: 557th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 612th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 626th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 15 » The Gelseen Hegemony, Debussy, Leonism, The Sigometh Dynasty, Surd, Wassily Universal Rifling Company, Treadwellia, Fluffiness, Kryansk, Fortytipper, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Custadia, Flasankia, Suvmia, and Malororia.