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The State of Palmyra Atoll

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The State of Palmyra Atoll is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 37.153 billion Palmyra Atollians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The powerhouse Palmyra Atollian economy, worth a remarkable 1,828 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 49,228 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 328,681 per year while the poor average 2,792, a ratio of 117 to 1.

Education and welfare spending are on the rise, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, Palmyra Atoll's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and religious classes are compulsory for all school students. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Palmyra Atoll's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Palmyra Atoll is ranked 287,707^th in the world and 6^th in Galapagos for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.67 law-abiding acts per hour.

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