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The PS2 Puppet of Pallidonia

“Stop reading my motto!”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Hatchling


The PS2 Puppet of Pallidonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.126 billion Pallidonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Environment not funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pallidonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,845 trillion Horses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 317,087 Horses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,280,985 per year while the poor average 14,197, a ratio of 160 to 1.

A shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, and blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pallidonia's national animal is the Dollar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pallidonia is ranked 51st in the world and 2nd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 99.14 Obesity Rate.

Most Extreme: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 7thHighest Crime Rates: 10thRudest Citizens: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12thMost Armed: 15thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18thLargest Gambling Industry: 25thFattest Citizens: 51stMost Rebellious Youth: 79thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 89thMost Avoided: 109thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 111thMost Ignorant Citizens: 140thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 221stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 361stHighest Disposable Incomes: 548thMost Cheerful Citizens: 685thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 992ndHighest Drug Use: 1,016thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,245thMost Politically Free: 1,327thMost Pro-Market: 1,423rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,458thHighest Average Incomes: 1,641stLargest Mining Sector: 1,751stTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,189thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,315thHighest Economic Output: 2,865thMost Efficient Economies: 3,156thMost Cultured: 5,261stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,292ndMost Devout: 6,927thNudest: 8,411thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,555thLargest Black Market: 12,909thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,008thMost Inclusive: 16,282ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,010thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,800th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 53rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 95th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 101st in the regionMost Cultured: 154th in the regionMost Devout: 185th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 218th in the regionLargest Populations: 223rd in the regionNudest: 272nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 287th in the regionLargest Black Market: 369th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 474th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 555th in the regionMost Inclusive: 588th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 593rd in the region

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