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The PS2 Puppet of Pallidonia

“Stop reading my motto!”

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The PS2 Puppet of Pallidonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.798 billion Pallidonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Environment not funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pallidonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,181 trillion Horses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 326,715 Horses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,350,240 per year while the poor average 14,629, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, and takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pallidonia's national animal is the Dollar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pallidonia is ranked 1,036^th in the world and 5^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 120 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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