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The PS2 Puppet of Pallidonia

“Stop reading my motto!”

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The PS2 Puppet of Pallidonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.126 billion Pallidonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Environment not funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pallidonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,845 trillion Horses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 317,087 Horses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,280,985 per year while the poor average 14,197, a ratio of 160 to 1.

A shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, and blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pallidonia's national animal is the Dollar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pallidonia is ranked 51^st in the world and 2^nd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 99.14 Obesity Rate.

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