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The ENDORSE TEPERTOPIA of Pallidonia |
“Stop Reading My Motto!”
Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Corrupted |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The ENDORSE TEPERTOPIA of Pallidonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by absolutely nobody with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.546 billion Pallidonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although International Aid is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Pallidonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,093 trillion Horses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 368,268 Horses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,649,157 per year while the poor average 16,489, a ratio of 160 to 1.
Anti-government web sites are springing up, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pallidonia's national animal is the Dollar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anarchy.
Pallidonia is ranked 14,011th in the world and 392nd in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,646.52 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Pallidonia, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
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Pallidonia, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
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Pallidonia, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll.
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Pallidonia, anti-government web sites are springing up.
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Pallidonia, the fattest folk in Pallidonia look to be the happiest ones.
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Pallidonia, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
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Pallidonia, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
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Pallidonia, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
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Pallidonia, many are questioning absolutely nobody wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech.
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Pallidonia, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points.