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The PS2 Puppet of Pallidonia

“Stop reading my motto!”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Nipper


The PS2 Puppet of Pallidonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by absolutely nobody with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.783 billion Pallidonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pallidonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,671 trillion Horses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 338,907 Horses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,437,950 per year while the poor average 15,174, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports, and the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pallidonia's national animal is the Dollar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anarchy.

Pallidonia is ranked 34th in the world and 2nd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 99.17 Obesity Rate.

Most Extreme: 1stHighest Crime Rates: 7thLargest Retail Industry: 8thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9thRudest Citizens: 11thMost Armed: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16thLargest Gambling Industry: 18thFattest Citizens: 34thMost Rebellious Youth: 58thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 75thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 84thMost Avoided: 98thMost Ignorant Citizens: 119thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 168thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 324thHighest Disposable Incomes: 447thMost Cheerful Citizens: 528thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,012thHighest Drug Use: 1,034thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,218thMost Politically Free: 1,332ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,349thMost Pro-Market: 1,392ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,439thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,034thLargest Mining Sector: 2,064thHighest Economic Output: 2,354thMost Efficient Economies: 2,357thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,416thMost Cultured: 5,112thNudest: 9,286thMost Devout: 9,817thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,605thMost Inclusive: 11,485thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,148thLargest Black Market: 15,069thLargest Populations: 19,616thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,565th
Most Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 58th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 113th in the regionMost Cultured: 150th in the regionLargest Populations: 221st in the regionMost Devout: 269th in the regionNudest: 275th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 300th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 400th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 416th in the regionLargest Black Market: 544th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 693rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 776th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 792nd in the region

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