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The PS2 Puppet of Pallidonia

“Stop reading my motto!”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The PS2 Puppet of Pallidonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.798 billion Pallidonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Environment not funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pallidonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,181 trillion Horses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 326,715 Horses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,350,240 per year while the poor average 14,629, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, and takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pallidonia's national animal is the Dollar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pallidonia is ranked 1,036th in the world and 5th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 120 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Extreme: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 7thHighest Crime Rates: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12thRudest Citizens: 13thMost Armed: 14thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18thLargest Gambling Industry: 21stFattest Citizens: 42ndMost Rebellious Youth: 72ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 85thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 97thMost Avoided: 106thMost Ignorant Citizens: 140thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 207thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 350thHighest Disposable Incomes: 493rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 651stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,011thHighest Drug Use: 1,036thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,223rdMost Politically Free: 1,330thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,402ndMost Pro-Market: 1,405thHighest Average Incomes: 1,532ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,884thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,165thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,392ndHighest Economic Output: 2,617thMost Efficient Economies: 2,772ndMost Cultured: 5,440thMost Devout: 9,321stNudest: 9,452ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,964thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,122ndMost Inclusive: 13,790thLargest Black Market: 14,077thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,408thLargest Populations: 19,961stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,823rd
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 30th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 49th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 58th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 79th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 107th in the regionMost Cultured: 165th in the regionLargest Populations: 223rd in the regionMost Devout: 258th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 296th in the regionNudest: 300th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 368th in the regionLargest Black Market: 401st in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 507th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 634th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 716th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 782nd in the region

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