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The Kingdom of Paliti

“Disloyalty and shame go hand in hand”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Kingdom of Paliti is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Hollywood with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.412 billion Palitians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Southern Cross. The average income tax rate is 61.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Palitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,205 trillion Perinoes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 353,261 Perinoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, and popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paliti's national animal is the Duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Norse.

Paliti is ranked 152,192nd in the world and 819th in Europe for Nudest, with 98.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Manufacturing Sector: 615thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 762ndLargest Retail Industry: 930thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,019thMost Avoided: 1,042ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,167thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,290thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,366thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,395thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,662ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,689thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,767thRudest Citizens: 1,854thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,933rdLargest Black Market: 2,024thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,191stTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,209thMost Efficient Economies: 2,235thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,372ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,791stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,990thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,486thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,729thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,901stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,952ndLargest Governments: 5,509thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,680thMost Secular: 6,683rdMost Cultured: 7,153rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,496thFattest Citizens: 7,623rdMost Developed: 7,934thSmartest Citizens: 8,378thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,008thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,399thMost Armed: 10,591stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,244thHighest Economic Output: 13,947thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,313thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,569thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,025th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionRudest Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 42nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 43rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 49th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 54th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 60th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 65th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 77th in the regionLargest Governments: 80th in the regionMost Secular: 82nd in the region

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