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The Rogue Nation of Palins

“We eat, therefore we hunt.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: United Christian Empires of the West

Regional Influence: Contender


The Rogue Nation of Palins is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Governor with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 14.595 billion Palins are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juneau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Palinese economy, worth a remarkable 2,659 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 182,189 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 669,698 per year while the poor average 35,048, a ratio of 19.1 to 1.

Perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting', it's said that a Palin always pays his debts with significant compounding, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, and prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Palins's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Palins is ranked 2,994th in the world and 1st in United Christian Empires of the West for Rudest Citizens, with 192.92 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 331stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 575thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 652ndFattest Citizens: 837thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,033rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,482ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,684thMost Avoided: 1,934thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,050thMost Devout: 2,349thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,488thRudest Citizens: 2,994thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,457thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,797thLargest Black Market: 4,280thLargest Mining Sector: 4,959thHighest Economic Output: 5,773rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,076thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,620thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,683rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,774thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,545thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,197thMost Efficient Economies: 11,581stTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,030thLargest Populations: 17,652ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,667thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,548thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,884th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

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