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The White Federation of Paline

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Category: Anarchy
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Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Squire


The White Federation of Paline is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.772 billion Palinos live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Senata. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Palinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,507 trillion E⠀s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 171,826 E⠀s, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,008,350 per year while the poor average 13,677, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

Victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Senata, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Leader's eyes only', and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-E⠀ treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Paline's national animal is the jorji, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paline is ranked 82,614th in the world and 2,069th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,704.62 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,250thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,437thRudest Citizens: 1,486thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,210thHighest Crime Rates: 2,329thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 4,241stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,326thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,535thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,363rdMost Influential: 6,264thLargest Black Market: 7,288thMost Efficient Economies: 7,912thMost Armed: 9,467thMost Cultured: 10,382ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,265thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,121stMost Subsidized Industry: 13,287thHighest Economic Output: 13,640thTop
Most Secular: 13,979thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,114thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,028thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,709thSmartest Citizens: 17,376thMost Developed: 17,833rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,089thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,235thHighest Food Quality: 18,419thLargest Governments: 25,675thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,300thMost Cheerful Citizens: 27,282ndMost Corrupt Governments: 27,608th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 34th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 54th in the regionRudest Citizens: 68th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 115th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 122nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 128th in the regionMost Influential: 153rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 194th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 204th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 228th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 275th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 294th in the regionMost Politically Free: 309th in the regionLargest Black Market: 334th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 355th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 379th in the regionMost Armed: 439th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 452nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 525th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 545th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 556th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 558th in the regionMost Cultured: 567th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 623rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 679th in the region

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