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The Commonwealth of Palgo

“Peace, passion, compassion.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Commonwealth of Palgo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Smaug with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.047 billion Palgoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erebor. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Palgoan economy, worth 300 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 146,636 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, racehorses move a lot slower these days, and re-education centers are being added to most prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Palgo's national animal is the Balrog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Palgo is ranked 217,430th in the world and 8,145th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -320.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 141stMost Influential: 479thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,059thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,130thNicest Citizens: 4,244thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,451stMost Inclusive: 5,300thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,967thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,385thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,445thMost Pacifist: 7,921stHighest Food Quality: 8,025thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,337thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,586thMost Developed: 8,591stLargest Governments: 9,151stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,769thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,915thHealthiest Citizens: 10,015thLowest Crime Rates: 10,050thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,868thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,177thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,976thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,169thMost Cultured: 13,576thSmartest Citizens: 13,588thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,653rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,106thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,384thMost Efficient Economies: 16,253rdMost Subsidized Industry: 18,501stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,200thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,211th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 121st in the regionMost Influential: 157th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 197th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 257th in the regionNicest Citizens: 257th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 282nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 299th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 330th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 331st in the regionMost Inclusive: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 358th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 423rd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 468th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 469th in the regionLargest Governments: 478th in the regionMost Developed: 528th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 540th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 578th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 583rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 603rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 604th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 688th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 691st in the regionMost Cultured: 701st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 728th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 730th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 747th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 771st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 822nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 825th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 865th in the region

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