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The United Socialist States of PaleLand

“Alea iacta est”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: Europeia

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The United Socialist States of PaleLand is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Joseph Red with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.661 billion PaleLandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palesopoly. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PaleLandian economy, worth 165 trillion eurollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 99,603 eurollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, Politicism has been named as PaleLand's national religion, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading PaleLandian justice, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PaleLand's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Politicism.

PaleLand is ranked 285,039th in the world and 1,531st in Europeia for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -12.81 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,630thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,051stMost Influential: 7,959thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,714thSafest: 11,483rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 17,263rdHealthiest Citizens: 18,081stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,249thHighest Food Quality: 18,694thBest Weather: 18,762ndMost Beautiful Environments: 19,362ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,289thMost Pacifist: 21,393rdMost Cultured: 21,720thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,883rdHighest Poor Incomes: 22,116thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,520thLowest Crime Rates: 23,361stMost Inclusive: 24,408thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,073rdSmartest Citizens: 26,896th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 32nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 77th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 81st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 92nd in the regionSafest: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 113th in the regionMost Influential: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 140th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 152nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 157th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 13 » Primorye Oblast, Le Libertia, Caffeinated, Elaeria, PhDre, Cutias, Enderlia, Pland Adanna, Pichtonia, Samitora, Ters Khus, P0ptr0pica, and UPC.