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The Kingdom of PaginMin

“May Banashur Smile upon you”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Kingdom of PaginMin is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Min with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.141 billion Kyratis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyrat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient PaginMinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,254 trillion Kyrati Royals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 246,663 Kyrati Royals, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, and wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. PaginMin's national animal is the Honey Badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Church of Min.

PaginMin is ranked 1,118th in the world and 33rd in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 239,756.69 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Corrupt Governments: 773rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,118thLargest Mining Sector: 1,196thLargest Retail Industry: 1,479thMost Avoided: 1,522ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,752ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,852ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,119thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,419thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,459thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,517thFattest Citizens: 2,613thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,918thMost Influential: 2,932ndRudest Citizens: 3,576thHighest Average Incomes: 3,609thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,463rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,466thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,861stLargest Insurance Industry: 5,321stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,684thMost Efficient Economies: 5,829thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,639thHighest Economic Output: 7,000thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,114thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,839thSmartest Citizens: 7,955thLowest Crime Rates: 8,433rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,115thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 14,425thLargest Black Market: 15,036thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,875thLargest Governments: 17,923rdMost Conservative: 18,225thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,521stMost Secular: 21,401stMost Subsidized Industry: 23,328th
Largest Mining Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Avoided: 35th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 45th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 50th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 72nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 75th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 90th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 101st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 112th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 119th in the regionRudest Citizens: 126th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 136th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 147th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 180th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 194th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 195th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 203rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 209th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 219th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 242nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 253rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 290th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 306th in the regionLargest Populations: 350th in the regionMost Influential: 364th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 392nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 419th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 467th in the regionLargest Black Market: 504th in the regionLargest Governments: 532nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 598th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 600th in the regionMost Secular: 743rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 797th in the regionMost Conservative: 805th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 827th in the region

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