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The United Columnists of Page 53

“Just read the instructions.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: the South Pacific

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The United Columnists of Page 53 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Editor-in-chief Jane Doe with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.128 billion Readers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paragraph 2. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Page 53ian economy, worth 184 trillion Units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,571 Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, and prudishness is on the way out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Page 53's national animal is the Drone, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Page 53 is ranked 11,242nd in the world and 316th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,098.14 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,511thMost Influential: 1,912thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 4,084thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,689thNicest Citizens: 9,881stMost Inclusive: 10,166thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,168thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,944thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,242ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,327thNudest: 11,559thTop
Most Pacifist: 12,491stBest Weather: 12,947thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,652ndSmartest Citizens: 14,206thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,238thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,986thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,162ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,359thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,820thMost Secular: 17,166thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,181stHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,596thSafest: 18,263rdLargest Welfare Programs: 18,765thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,714thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,926thLowest Crime Rates: 22,770thHealthiest Citizens: 23,404th
Least Corrupt Governments: 169th in the regionMost Influential: 199th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 239th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 311th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 315th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 316th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 320th in the regionNudest: 328th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 329th in the regionNicest Citizens: 356th in the regionMost Inclusive: 362nd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 422nd in the regionBest Weather: 424th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 434th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 440th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 450th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 457th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 481st in the regionMost Pacifist: 487th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 535th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 541st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 558th in the regionMost Secular: 589th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 593rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 608th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 631st in the regionSafest: 645th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 682nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 707th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 722nd in the regionLargest Governments: 758th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 783rd in the region

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