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The Protectorate of Paffnicard 6

“Agricultura pro illis qui agriculturam requirunt”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: 10KI Card Farm

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Protectorate of Paffnicard 6 is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.153 billion Paffniacs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The average income tax rate is 44.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Paffniac economy, worth 498 trillion banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,080 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, the Paffniac Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, and beggars lack pockets for spare change. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnicard 6's national animal is the card and its national religion is card farming.

Paffnicard 6 is ranked 32,484th in the world and 14th in 10KI Card Farm for Smartest Citizens, with 46.19 quips per hour.

Most Armed: 7,914thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,257thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,167thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,703rdMost Patriotic: 10,009thTop
Most Devout: 15,803rdMost Developed: 16,522ndHealthiest Citizens: 16,856thLargest Black Market: 17,148thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,439thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,778thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,870thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,328thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,034thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,043rdLongest Average Lifespans: 22,408thLowest Crime Rates: 23,965thHighest Average Incomes: 25,981st
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the region

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