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The Protectorate of Paffnicard 5

“Agricultura pro illis qui agriculturam requirunt”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: 10KI Card Farm

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

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The Protectorate of Paffnicard 5 is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 4.173 billion Paffniacs are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Paffniac economy, worth 533 trillion banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,884 banks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 409,353 per year while the poor average 30,327, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

The government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, when their backs are against the walls Paffniacs look out for gay men, and cities in Paffnicard 5 declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnicard 5's national animal is the card, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is card farming.

Paffnicard 5 is ranked 14,422nd in the world and 4th in 10KI Card Farm for Healthiest Citizens, with 12.31 bananas ingested per day.

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5%
Most Armed: 4,963rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,852ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,235thMost Patriotic: 11,330thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,346thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,683rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,161stHealthiest Citizens: 14,422ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,503rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,732ndLowest Crime Rates: 17,493rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,352ndMost Devout: 20,756thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,006thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,007thLargest Governments: 22,354thHighest Average Incomes: 22,583rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,550thLargest Black Market: 23,997thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,576thLargest Mining Sector: 25,674thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,706th
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5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the region

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