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The Democratic Republic of Pachaca

“Pride and Industry”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Location: Union Mundial

Regional Influence: Vassal

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The Democratic Republic of Pachaca is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Juan Guillen Barrios with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.014 billion Pachacans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pachaca City. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pachacan economy, worth a remarkable 1,652 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 274,726 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, fat-shaming is now public policy, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pachaca's national animal is the Llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mixed.

Pachaca is ranked 11,795th in the world and 15th in Union Mundial for Most Cultured, scoring 111 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 446thMost Efficient Economies: 1,227thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,384thMost Secular: 1,586thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,750thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,784thMost Developed: 2,134thSmartest Citizens: 2,138thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,468thLargest Governments: 2,721stSafest: 2,735thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,765thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,931stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,988thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,084thLowest Crime Rates: 3,638thMost Inclusive: 3,672ndRudest Citizens: 3,765thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,776thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,821stHighest Average Incomes: 3,851stNicest Citizens: 4,007thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,039thHighest Food Quality: 4,149thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,309thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,669thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,081stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,778thMost Pacifist: 9,712thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,641stMost Cultured: 11,795thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,671stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,866thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,757thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,008thLargest Mining Sector: 19,483rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,470thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,759thMost Influential: 26,861stLargest Retail Industry: 27,159thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,255thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29,528thMost Patriotic: 29,575th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the region

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