Spotlight on:
The Democratic Republic of Pachaca |
“Pride and Industry”
Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Location: Union Mundial |
Regional Influence: Vassal |
The Democratic Republic of Pachaca is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Juan Guillen Barrios with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.014 billion Pachacans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pachaca City. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Pachacan economy, worth a remarkable 1,652 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 274,726 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bins outnumber trees in city parks, fat-shaming is now public policy, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pachaca's national animal is the Llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mixed.
Pachaca is ranked 11,795th in the world and 15th in Union Mundial for Most Cultured, scoring 111 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pachaca, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in Pachaca, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
- : Following new legislation in Pachaca, fat-shaming is now public policy.
- : Following new legislation in Pachaca, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
- : Following new legislation in Pachaca, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
- : Following new legislation in Pachaca, electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor.
- : Following new legislation in Pachaca, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Pachaca, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office.
- : Following new legislation in Pachaca, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
- : Following new legislation in Pachaca, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse.