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The United Socialist States of P0ptr0pica

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The United Socialist States of P0ptr0pica is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by MILF Supreme with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.633 billion bad bitches enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MILFville. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient P0ptr0pican economy, worth a remarkable 1,835 trillion gwallas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,602 gwallas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, a mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why MILF Supreme is a silly poophead, and serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P0ptr0pica's national animal is the sosa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

P0ptr0pica is ranked 4,004^th in the world and 13^th in Europeia for Most Influential, scoring 23,394 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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