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The United Socialist States of P0ptr0pica

“endorse me plsss”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Vassal


The United Socialist States of P0ptr0pica is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by MILF Supreme with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.633 billion bad bitches enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MILFville. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient P0ptr0pican economy, worth a remarkable 1,835 trillion gwallas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,602 gwallas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, a mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why MILF Supreme is a silly poophead, and serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P0ptr0pica's national animal is the sosa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

P0ptr0pica is ranked 4,004th in the world and 13th in Europeia for Most Influential, scoring 23,394 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Best Weather: 1,456thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,766thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,893rdMost Developed: 2,002ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,175thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,357thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,371stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,482ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,784thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,033rdMost Inclusive: 3,093rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,321stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,335thNicest Citizens: 3,389thSmartest Citizens: 3,514thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,540thHighest Food Quality: 3,564thLargest Governments: 3,962ndMost Influential: 4,004thLowest Crime Rates: 4,050thMost Secular: 4,656thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,908thSafest: 5,072ndMost Pacifist: 5,119thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,248thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,566thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,309thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,583rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,369thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,002ndMost Cultured: 10,988thHighest Economic Output: 13,000thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,467thHighest Average Incomes: 14,021stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 16,089thNudest: 17,104thMost Income Equality: 17,315thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,826th
Most Influential: 13th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionMost Inclusive: 33rd in the regionMost Secular: 34th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionNicest Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 41st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 47th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 47th in the regionMost Pacifist: 50th in the regionNudest: 51st in the regionSafest: 51st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 53rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 66th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 72nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 79th in the regionRudest Citizens: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 81st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 86th in the regionMost Income Equality: 88th in the regionMost Cultured: 93rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 112th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 131st in the regionMost Patriotic: 138th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 28 » Pichtonia, Pland Adanna, Le Libertia, Darenraman Nasan, Myotatunto, Geektopia, Greatnessity City, Aevana, Valdion, Sangxit, PhDre, Eloscape, Ters Khus, Gooblaria, UPC, Decacon, Abardis, Republica de la Costa Soleada, Plutolocus, Ptakria, Cordova I, Costa Valencia, Almendron, Anarcho communists, Nairatania, Elaeria, WeEklinGz Federation, and Sanjurika.