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The Right Wing Utopia of Ozoi

“☢ What a wonderful day to go to the liquor store! ☢”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Unheard Of
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Location: the West Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Right Wing Utopia of Ozoi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mostly Benevolent Dictator Ozoi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.964 billion Youkais are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Hazard. The average income tax rate is 44.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ozoian economy, worth a remarkable 7,931 trillion Sarus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 467,558 Sarus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Mostly Benevolent Dictator Ozoi's desk, meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Ozoi's mid-life crisis, and the Gallery of Instasnap is the most popular museum in the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Ozoi's national animal is the Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Ozoi is ranked 89,502nd in the world and 2,435th in the West Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 73.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 183rdMost Devout: 210thMost Avoided: 264thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 314thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 334thMost Efficient Economies: 337thLargest Insurance Industry: 395thFattest Citizens: 404thHighest Average Incomes: 429thLargest Black Market: 436thLargest Mining Sector: 510thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 540thMost Corrupt Governments: 541stMost Subsidized Industry: 577thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 579thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 646thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 704thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 716thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 734thMost Ignorant Citizens: 766thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 767thMost Armed: 801stHighest Economic Output: 803rdHighest Poor Incomes: 825thMost Scientifically Advanced: 895thHighest Disposable Incomes: 940thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 993rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,305thLargest Retail Industry: 2,124thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,251stTop
Largest Governments: 2,569thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,762ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,764thRudest Citizens: 3,355thMost Stationary: 8,481stLargest Populations: 11,779thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,225thMost Influential: 16,756thMost Conservative: 18,181stLowest Crime Rates: 19,169th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 54th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 56th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 57th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Populations: 82nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Stationary: 116th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 324th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 388th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 496th in the regionMost Influential: 521st in the region

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