The Satrapy of Ozenev
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Satrapy of Ozenev is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Bilgekul III Nyazikid with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.099 billion Ozenevians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faizalshahar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Ozenevian economy, worth 144 trillion puls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 131,242 puls, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 763,489 per year while the poor average 10,664, a ratio of 71.6 to 1.
Cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and it is said that an Ozenevian woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozenev's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tarsic Rite.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ozenev lodged a message on the Osiris Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Ozenev, it is said that an Ozenevian woman's work is never done.
- : Following new legislation in Ozenev, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
- : Following new legislation in Ozenev, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
- : Ozenev voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
- : Ozenev was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Spinazieland.
- : Ozenev was endorsed by The Confederacy of Bartanland.
- : Ozenev was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Ozenev, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
- : Following new legislation in Ozenev, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work.
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