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The Principality of Ouiktis

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The Principality of Ouiktis is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Uncle Bob with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.632 billion Ouiktisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Νέα θύρα. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ouiktisian economy, worth 790 trillion drachmas a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,521 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Ouiktisian emissions at all, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ouiktis's national animal is the sea eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Greek Orthodox.

Ouiktis is ranked 22,793^rd in the world and 2^nd in The New Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.53 law-abiding acts per hour.

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