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The LGBTQ Plus Support Squad of Otakus and Weebs

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The LGBTQ Plus Support Squad of Otakus and Weebs is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Danki Kaminari with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.836 billion Weeaboos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Piled Bodies of the Innocent. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient lonely economy, worth 673 trillion Cookie Doughs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 237,467 Cookie Doughs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, tax rises are attributed to divine will, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and government has seized the opium of the people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Otakus and Weebs's national animal is the Devil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anime.

Otakus and Weebs is ranked 206,708^th in the world and 7,784^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 50.33 on the Human Development Index.

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