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The Fallen Empire of Otakus and Weebs

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Hatchling

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The Fallen Empire of Otakus and Weebs is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Not John with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.103 billion Johns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Piled Bodies of the Innocent. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.5%.

The frighteningly efficient John economy, worth a remarkable 1,107 trillion Copper Pieces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 269,961 Copper Pieces, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 849,236 per year while the poor average 65,662, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Politicians look weirdly alike, bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and lottery winners spend most of their money on security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Otakus and Weebs's national animal is the John, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is John.

Otakus and Weebs is ranked 306,055th in the world and 7,058th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring -29 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 655thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 772ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 842ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 909thFattest Citizens: 973rdMost Avoided: 1,237thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,392ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,410thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,430thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,851stLargest Mining Sector: 2,572ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,775thNudest: 2,899thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,097thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,177thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,217thMost Secular: 3,237thHighest Average Incomes: 4,080thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,307thLargest Black Market: 4,639thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,696thRudest Citizens: 5,302ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,473rdMost Patriotic: 6,986thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,061stMost Armed: 13,022ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,617thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,264thLargest Governments: 14,413thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 26,159th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionFattest Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35th in the regionMost Avoided: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 50th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 57th in the regionNudest: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 70th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 86th in the regionLargest Black Market: 91st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 102nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 118th in the regionMost Secular: 133rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 148th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 153rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 191st in the regionMost Patriotic: 240th in the regionMost Armed: 272nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 282nd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 360th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 393rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 453rd in the regionLargest Governments: 605th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 642nd in the region

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