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The Pilotipality 🛩️ of Osheiga

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The Pilotipality 🛩️ of Osheiga is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pilot Montelo II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.457 billion Osheigans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xovatova. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Osheigan economy, worth a remarkable 1,340 trillion airline miles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 245,658 airline miles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, the nation burns bridges with neighbours who burn their rainforest, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osheiga's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Flying Dodo.

Osheiga is ranked 785th in the world and 1st in Trading Cards for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 84.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 27thLeast Corrupt Governments: 141stSafest: 195thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 200thMost Developed: 482ndBest Weather: 489thLongest Average Lifespans: 508thMost Pacifist: 516thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 522ndHealthiest Citizens: 544thNicest Citizens: 564thMost Compassionate Citizens: 565thLargest Welfare Programs: 625thLowest Crime Rates: 713thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 757thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 761stMost Secular: 780thMost Cheerful Citizens: 785thMost Beautiful Environments: 814thMost Inclusive: 865thHighest Food Quality: 917thHighest Average Tax Rates: 966thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,003rdLargest Governments: 1,166thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,350thSmartest Citizens: 1,517thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,609thMost Cultured: 1,769thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,786thMost Efficient Economies: 1,842ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,900thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,649thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 5,708thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,478thMost Income Equality: 11,068thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,147thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,867thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 17,763rdHighest Economic Output: 20,932nd
Most Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the region

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