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The Pilotipality 🛩️ of Osheiga

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The Pilotipality 🛩️ of Osheiga is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Pilot Montelo II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, stringent health and safety legislation, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.319 billion Osheigans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xovatova. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Osheigan economy, worth a remarkable 1,670 trillion airline miles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 264,304 airline miles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, the Osheigan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osheiga's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Flying Dodo.

Osheiga is ranked 185,261^st in the world and 15^th in Trading Cards for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 43.44 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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