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The Grand Republic of Ortmayerland

“Ortmayer knows best.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Grand Republic of Ortmayerland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Lord President Ortmayer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.459 billion Ortmayerlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Ortmayerland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ortmayerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,522 trillion Ortmayers a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 282,739 Ortmayers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,016,951 per year while the poor average 56,266, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ortmayerland's national animal is the Ortmayer Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ortmayerism.

Ortmayerland is ranked 161,743rd in the world and 5,504th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 120thMost Corrupt Governments: 535thLargest Black Market: 550thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 577thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 838thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 958thLargest Retail Industry: 1,364thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,668thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,858thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,882ndMost Devout: 2,349thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,491stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,807thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,285thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,634thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,741stHighest Economic Output: 3,749thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,928thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,277thLowest Crime Rates: 4,312thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,548thRudest Citizens: 4,723rdMost Cultured: 5,339thLargest Governments: 5,433rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,786thLargest Mining Sector: 6,870thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,221stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,243rdFattest Citizens: 7,608thNudest: 7,652ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,129thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,004thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 12,206thMost Developed: 12,311thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,754thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,780thMost Influential: 15,659thMost Primitive: 18,089thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,089thMost Efficient Economies: 20,179thSmartest Citizens: 22,511thLargest Populations: 23,346th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 75th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 111th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 111th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 122nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 122nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 168th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 171st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 179th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 182nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 189th in the regionRudest Citizens: 191st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 217th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 235th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 243rd in the regionMost Cultured: 261st in the regionLargest Governments: 263rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 319th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 324th in the regionNudest: 342nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 369th in the regionFattest Citizens: 390th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 417th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 493rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 564th in the regionMost Primitive: 574th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 621st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 623rd in the regionMost Developed: 657th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 799th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 17 » Debussy, Aguaria Major, The Sigometh Dynasty, New Rogernomics, Treadwellia, Nucular, Silver Minner, Leonism, Ashoy, Hukaa, DaPiFanatic, Calicate, Tolfaer, Fanadia, Wassily Universal Rifling Company, Domais, and Steel Vagabonds.