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The Tyrol Industries of Orthodox Gnosticism

“More Human than Human”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Grand Alliance

Regional Influence: Negotiator

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The Tyrol Industries of Orthodox Gnosticism is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tyrol Industries with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.893 billion Skinriders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crysanthea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Human economy, worth an astonishing 19,035 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 489,442 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, chocolate in Orthodox Gnosticism has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Orthodox Gnosticism as a reminder of their "special relationship", and new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Tyrol Industries". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Orthodox Gnosticism's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Humanism.

Orthodox Gnosticism is ranked 102,187th in the world and 3rd in Grand Alliance for Most Stationary, with 417.74739236372 days.

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Largest Black Market: 113thHighest Economic Output: 162ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 163rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 201stLargest Agricultural Sector: 331stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 452ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 460thHighest Average Incomes: 510thLargest Information Technology Sector: 595thMost Devout: 735thLargest Gambling Industry: 759thMost Scientifically Advanced: 847thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,260thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,290thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,491stLargest Populations: 1,665thMost Efficient Economies: 1,709thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,838thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,851stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,081stMost Cultured: 2,173rdFattest Citizens: 2,469thSmartest Citizens: 2,631stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,859thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,872ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,969thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,073rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,700thLargest Governments: 3,854thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,063rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,287thMost Developed: 4,400thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,647thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,865thLargest Mining Sector: 6,575thRudest Citizens: 6,707thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,132ndHighest Food Quality: 11,610thLowest Crime Rates: 12,279thMost Armed: 14,053rdTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,024thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,834thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,837thMost Influential: 19,884thMost Patriotic: 28,733rd

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