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The Pretile of Orcuo

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The Pretile of Orcuo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Funnyman with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.802 billion Funnyman Controlled Loyally Mindless Slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 𝓕unnyman 𝓕un 𝓒itadel of 𝓟ain and 𝓓eath. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Controlled By All Mighty Glorious Funnyman economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion 🅵unnyman 🄰pproval 🄿oints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 293,316 🅵unnyman 🄰pproval 🄿oints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, billions of 🅵unnyman 🄰pproval 🄿oints are being blown on orbital weapons development, and military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orcuo's national animal is the Funnyman Owned Test Subject, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is FunnymanIsTheBestInTheOmniverse®.

Orcuo is ranked 228,600^th in the world and 6,132^nd in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 20.1 quips per hour.

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