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The Pretile of Orcuo

“Yeah, I’m That Guy.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Pretile of Orcuo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Funnyman with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.802 billion Funnyman Controlled Loyally Mindless Slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 𝓕unnyman 𝓕un 𝓒itadel of 𝓟ain and 𝓓eath. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Controlled By All Mighty Glorious Funnyman economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion 🅵unnyman 🄰pproval 🄿oints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 293,316 🅵unnyman 🄰pproval 🄿oints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, billions of 🅵unnyman 🄰pproval 🄿oints are being blown on orbital weapons development, and military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orcuo's national animal is the Funnyman Owned Test Subject, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is FunnymanIsTheBestInTheOmniverse®.

Orcuo is ranked 228,600th in the world and 6,132nd in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 20.1 quips per hour.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 104thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 165thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 254thMost Patriotic: 418thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,042ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,210thHighest Average Incomes: 2,818thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,859thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,941stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,995thLargest Black Market: 3,073rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,153rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,339thMost Avoided: 4,118thNudest: 4,159thMost Influential: 4,709thMost Secular: 5,315thMost Conservative: 5,925thLargest Governments: 6,869thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,633rdLargest Mining Sector: 8,227thMost Authoritarian: 8,516thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,791stLowest Crime Rates: 11,931stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16,970thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,958thMost Developed: 20,219thMost Efficient Economies: 20,978thHighest Economic Output: 23,636th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Patriotic: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 85th in the regionLargest Black Market: 88th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 95th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 100th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 106th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 111th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 114th in the regionMost Avoided: 116th in the regionNudest: 132nd in the regionMost Secular: 194th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 203rd in the regionLargest Governments: 204th in the regionMost Conservative: 237th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 249th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 309th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 314th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 337th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 495th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 508th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 551st in the regionMost Developed: 575th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 576th in the regionMost Extreme: 593rd in the region

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