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The Classification of Orcuo

“Chemical Water Tastes Good”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Classification of Orcuo is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Funnyman with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 906 million Normal H⃞    u⃞    m⃞    a⃞    n⃞    s⃞ are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funny ᑕᗩᑭITᗩᒪ ᑕITY. The average income tax rate is 47.0%.

The all-consuming Totally Ⓐⓛⓘⓥⓔ economy, worth 109 trillion Big 𝔐𝔬𝔫𝔢ies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,720 Big 𝔐𝔬𝔫𝔢ies, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hell is not always other people, vacationing Normal H⃞    u⃞    m⃞    a⃞    n⃞    s⃞ expect to be treated as royalty, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orcuo's national animal is the Little Bork, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Orcuo is ranked 184,654th in the world and 8,813th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 19.03 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,185thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,276thMost Patriotic: 3,658thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,061stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,540thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,148thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,419thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,640thMost Authoritarian: 12,756thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,371stTop
Most Conservative: 13,691stLowest Crime Rates: 14,540thHealthiest Citizens: 15,075thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,033rdSafest: 19,152ndLargest Retail Industry: 20,068thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,780thLargest Mining Sector: 22,197thHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,787thMost Developed: 24,021stMost Influential: 25,025thHighest Average Incomes: 25,823rdMost Secular: 25,839th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 69th in the regionMost Patriotic: 89th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 119th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 146th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 169th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 201st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 349th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 398th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 412th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 489th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 574th in the regionLargest Black Market: 603rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 604th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 641st in the regionMost Developed: 681st in the regionSafest: 707th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 726th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 745th in the regionMost Conservative: 771st in the regionMost Secular: 861st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 878th in the regionLargest Governments: 926th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,002nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,005th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,149th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,161st in the regionMost Influential: 1,167th in the region

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