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The Classification of Orcuo

“Chemical Water Tastes Good”

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The Classification of Orcuo is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Funnyman with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 906 million Normal H⃞    u⃞    m⃞    a⃞    n⃞    s⃞ are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funny ᑕᗩᑭITᗩᒪ ᑕITY. The average income tax rate is 47.0%.

The all-consuming Totally Ⓐⓛⓘⓥⓔ economy, worth 109 trillion Big 𝔐𝔬𝔫𝔢ies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,720 Big 𝔐𝔬𝔫𝔢ies, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hell is not always other people, vacationing Normal H⃞    u⃞    m⃞    a⃞    n⃞    s⃞ expect to be treated as royalty, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orcuo's national animal is the Little Ｂｏｒｋ, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Orcuo is ranked 184,654^th in the world and 8,813^th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 19.03 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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