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The Democratic People's Republic of Orbirsk

“Truth is Ignorance. Slavery is Bliss. Father is Life.”

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The Democratic People's Republic of Orbirsk is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Najwyzszy loniacy bog ludowy with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.417 billion Orbirskians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Żelazne Miasto Oczu. The average income tax rate is 17.5%.

The powerhouse Orbirskian economy, worth 130 trillion Pieniadzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 92,407 Pieniadzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Żelazne Miasto Oczu to enjoy their national art, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops, and Czarna Sowas with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orbirsk's national animal is the Czarna Sowa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Neo Revisionist Zionism Thought.

Orbirsk is ranked 68,153^rd in the world and 5^th in Boriopa for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,303.28 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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