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The Commonwealth of Oranjehaven

“Happiness, Security, Prosperity”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: The Orange Order

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Commonwealth of Oranjehaven is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 329 million Oranjehavenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Matteustad. The average income tax rate is 33.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Oranjehavenian economy, worth 24.7 trillion crowns a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,941 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oranjehaven's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oranjehaven is ranked 76,496th in the world and 12th in The Orange Order for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,119.29 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Retail Industry: 20,698thMost Cheerful Citizens: 25,689thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,990thMost Inclusive: 26,031st
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the region

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