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The Kingdom and the Church of Orange Creek

“Sorrow baptizes men”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Institute of Cellulose

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Kingdom and the Church of Orange Creek is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Custodian with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.968 billion Oranics are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Casablanca. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Oranic economy, worth a remarkable 3,942 trillion tremorions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 303,981 tremorions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Main battle tanks stalk the woods of Orange Creek in search of owls, colonial subjects have Oranic culture shoved down their throats, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orange Creek's national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Crymenathea.

Orange Creek is ranked 891st in the world and 1st in Institute of Cellulose for Smartest Citizens, with 239.58 quips per hour.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 314thMost Patriotic: 320thLargest Information Technology Sector: 603rdLowest Crime Rates: 781stSmartest Citizens: 891stMost Developed: 1,161stMost Devout: 1,186thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,282ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,345thHealthiest Citizens: 1,453rdLargest Governments: 1,465thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,486thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,556thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,748thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,784thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,787thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,063rdMost Cultured: 2,181stHighest Average Incomes: 2,197thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,641stTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3,253rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,502ndHighest Economic Output: 3,775thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,390thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,808thRudest Citizens: 4,966thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,117thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,983rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,703rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,077thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,039thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,257thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,123rdTop
Highest Food Quality: 16,858thLargest Black Market: 22,539thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,810thLargest Populations: 24,172nd
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the region

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