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The Oppressing Oppressers of Oppressiah

“Give us Tyranny or give us Death!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Location: Beachfront Nuclear Hellscape

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Oppressing Oppressers of Oppressiah is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Big Brother's Big Brother with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.664 billion Oppressians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grovelopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Oppressian economy, worth a remarkable 4,844 trillion Rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 259,544 Rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oppressiah's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cowering before Supreme Overlord.

Oppressiah is ranked 255,258th in the world and 1st in Beachfront Nuclear Hellscape for Most Cultured, scoring -281 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Devout: 35thMost Patriotic: 43rdMost Corrupt Governments: 61stMost Ignorant Citizens: 77thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 80thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 89thLowest Crime Rates: 116thHighest Average Tax Rates: 129thLargest Governments: 147thLargest Black Market: 343rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 501stMost Primitive: 526thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,035thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,571stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,837thHighest Economic Output: 2,448thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,541stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,328thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,022ndRudest Citizens: 5,039thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,282ndFattest Citizens: 8,211thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,520thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,522ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,837thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,045thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,300thLargest Populations: 11,249thMost Authoritarian: 11,482ndMost Conservative: 12,674thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,524thBest Weather: 14,967thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,051stMost Stationary: 16,605thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,451stMost Influential: 17,759th

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