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The Mindful Recollections of Oogway |
“You must believe.”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Valley of Peace |
Regional Influence: Contender |
The Mindful Recollections of Oogway is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Grandmaster Oogway with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.324 billion Kung Fu Masters are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valley of Peace. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Oogwayian economy, worth 533 trillion Wu Zhus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 123,343 Wu Zhus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and the official Oogwayian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oogway's national animal is the Galapagos turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Taoism.
Oogway is ranked 94,639th in the world and 16th in Valley of Peace for Most Stationary, with 482.52051063112 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Oogway was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Oogway was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Oogway voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Oogway was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Oogway voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
- : Oogway voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : Oogway endorsed The Community of Aetherlina.
- : Oogway was endorsed by The Community of Aetherlina.
- : Oogway voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
- : Oogway voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 35 » Diaominia, Gongiyga, Ethonicia, Scalperia, Rakim, Peoples Alpistan, Eerie, The State of Free Nations, Bonum Locum, Floinkia, Sharing Island, Cruzes Unidas de Frioborsarmarto, New Silvstrala, Qijing, Lorendia, Shawrmastan, Chrymea, Australian Luxembourg, Greenova, Northern Song, Utorialis, Akramgelies Federation, Homatingtona, Almadriana, Ylhorhel, Scadast Wor, LoL-Nation-United, Donynezia, Firdaus, Free Peoples of Ookerstein, Reformed Svenska, United Gamers Colony, Ottomantio, Johansson, and Aetherlina.