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The Mindful Recollections of Oogway

“You must believe.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Valley of Peace

Regional Influence: Contender

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The Mindful Recollections of Oogway is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Grandmaster Oogway with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.324 billion Kung Fu Masters are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valley of Peace. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oogwayian economy, worth 533 trillion Wu Zhus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 123,343 Wu Zhus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and the official Oogwayian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oogway's national animal is the Galapagos turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Taoism.

Oogway is ranked 94,639th in the world and 16th in Valley of Peace for Most Stationary, with 482.52051063112 days.

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Most Pacifist: 3,867thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,005thSafest: 4,216thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,462ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,616thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,993rdMost Influential: 5,356thBest Weather: 5,963rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,830thNicest Citizens: 7,058thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,244thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,272ndMost Inclusive: 7,537thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,932ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,996thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,000thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,278thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,290thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,915thHighest Food Quality: 9,166thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,624thHealthiest Citizens: 9,788thMost Developed: 9,820thLargest Governments: 11,914thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,178thSmartest Citizens: 12,594thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,895thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,907thLowest Crime Rates: 13,317thMost Cultured: 14,522ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,499thMost Income Equality: 18,404thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,346thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,707thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,483rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 29,738th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionMost Income Equality: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 35 » Diaominia, Gongiyga, Ethonicia, Scalperia, Rakim, Peoples Alpistan, Eerie, The State of Free Nations, Bonum Locum, Floinkia, Sharing Island, Cruzes Unidas de Frioborsarmarto, New Silvstrala, Qijing, Lorendia, Shawrmastan, Chrymea, Australian Luxembourg, Greenova, Northern Song, Utorialis, Akramgelies Federation, Homatingtona, Almadriana, Ylhorhel, Scadast Wor, LoL-Nation-United, Donynezia, Firdaus, Free Peoples of Ookerstein, Reformed Svenska, United Gamers Colony, Ottomantio, Johansson, and Aetherlina.