The ProcrastiNation of Oofery
“Laziness is sometimes a blessing, but always a curse”
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Apprentice
The ProcrastiNation of Oofery is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Robbie Rotten with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.063 billion Ooferians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lazytown. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Ooferian economy, worth 468 trillion dead memes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,015 dead memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, nine out of ten citizens of Oofery answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-dead meme mansions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Oofery, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-dead meme mansions.
- : Following new legislation in Oofery, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
- : Following new legislation in Oofery, nine out of ten citizens of Oofery answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
- : Following new legislation in Oofery, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
- : Following new legislation in Oofery, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-dead meme treacle machine.
- : Following new legislation in Oofery, space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft.
- : Following new legislation in Oofery, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
- : Following new legislation in Oofery, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
- : Following new legislation in Oofery, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
- : Oofery was endorsed by The Kingdom of Vaskeden.
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