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The ProcrastiNation of Oofery

“Laziness is sometimes a blessing, but always a curse”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Very Good
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The ProcrastiNation of Oofery is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Robbie Rotten with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.063 billion Ooferians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lazytown. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ooferian economy, worth 468 trillion dead memes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,015 dead memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, nine out of ten citizens of Oofery answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-dead meme mansions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oofery is ranked 3,751st in the world and 111th in The East Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 44.54 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 34thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 414thLargest Welfare Programs: 632ndMost Influential: 702ndMost Pacifist: 817thMost Compassionate Citizens: 861stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 912thNicest Citizens: 963rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,246thMost Inclusive: 1,302ndSafest: 1,344thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,356thBest Weather: 2,009thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,394thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,572ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,587thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,638thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,048thHealthiest Citizens: 3,071stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,138thLowest Crime Rates: 3,200thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,606thLargest Governments: 3,751stMost Cultured: 4,875thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,895thMost Developed: 4,932ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,715thSmartest Citizens: 7,539thMost Devout: 9,240thMost Efficient Economies: 9,410thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,232ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,613thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 13,538thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,018thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,079thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,482nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionSafest: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 52nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 58th in the regionBest Weather: 66th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 76th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 77th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 91st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 92nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 92nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 94th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 103rd in the regionLargest Governments: 111th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 118th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 125th in the regionMost Cultured: 128th in the regionMost Developed: 153rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 198th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 263rd in the regionMost Devout: 265th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 330th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 352nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 392nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 421st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 443rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 480th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 633rd in the region

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