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The Dictatorship of Only Me

“My little playthings”

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The Dictatorship of Only Me is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Smeef with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.627 billion Things are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of smeef city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.5%.

The powerhouse Non-Sentient economy, worth 206 trillion Nudes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 127,168 Nudes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 480,655 per year while the poor average 23,409, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Big Belly is watching you, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste, the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations, and conspiracy nuts claim that the government is trying to bring about an end to civilisation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Only Me's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Leader.

Only Me is ranked 30,716^th in the world and 195^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Patriotic, with 44.05 flags saluted per person per day.

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