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The People's Onionist Republic of Onionist Randosia

“Sovetskiy Luk Navsegda! Slava svobodi narodu Ukrayina!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The Union Of Great Onionist Nations

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The People's Onionist Republic of Onionist Randosia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by High People's Commissar Nomuudikka with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.474 billion Onionist Randosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randosigrad. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Onionist Randosian economy, worth 310 trillion luks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,364 luks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onionist Randosia's national animal is the Albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Diomedian Onionism.

Onionist Randosia is ranked 68,737th in the world and 25th in The Union Of Great Onionist Nations for Most Extreme, scoring 26.56 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,887thMost Inclusive: 3,282ndNicest Citizens: 3,906thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,996thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,052ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,277thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,119thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,137thSafest: 5,237thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,367thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,580thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,970thMost Pacifist: 6,037thHighest Food Quality: 6,242ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,450thBest Weather: 7,213thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,236thLargest Governments: 8,336thLowest Crime Rates: 8,400thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,828thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,024thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,032ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,129thMost Influential: 10,119thSmartest Citizens: 10,473rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,026thHealthiest Citizens: 11,083rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,370thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,683rdTop
Most Developed: 14,293rdMost Income Equality: 15,015thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,071stMost Cultured: 16,288thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,947thMost Secular: 21,842ndMost Subsidized Industry: 22,154thHighest Average Incomes: 23,696th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the region

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