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The People's Onionist Republic of Onionist Randosia

“Sovetskiy Luk Navsegda! Slava svobodi narodu Ukrayina!”

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The People's Onionist Republic of Onionist Randosia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by High People's Commissar Nomuudikka with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.474 billion Onionist Randosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randosigrad. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Onionist Randosian economy, worth 310 trillion luks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,364 luks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onionist Randosia's national animal is the Albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Diomedian Onionism.

Onionist Randosia is ranked 68,737^th in the world and 25^th in The Union Of Great Onionist Nations for Most Extreme, scoring 26.56 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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