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The Empire of Onderkelkia


Category: Corporate Police State
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Political Freedoms:
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Location: The Land of Kings and Emperors

Regional Influence: Squire


The Empire of Onderkelkia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Hair Broom with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.423 billion Onderkelkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inginas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Onderkelkian economy, worth an astonishing 11,469 trillion Sovereigns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 364,999 Sovereigns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,752,519 per year while the poor average 44,389, a ratio of 39.5 to 1.

Family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, one complaint of Onderkelkia's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Onderkelkia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Worship of Zeus and Hades.

Onderkelkia is ranked 984th in the world and 5th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 9,024.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 48thLargest Insurance Industry: 181stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 198thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 215thMost Avoided: 224thLargest Gambling Industry: 238thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 262ndFattest Citizens: 304thHighest Disposable Incomes: 345thHighest Economic Output: 350thMost Ignorant Citizens: 355thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 391stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 394thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 575thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 596thLargest Mining Sector: 639thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 685thMost Corrupt Governments: 697thLargest Agricultural Sector: 728thMost Devout: 806thLargest Retail Industry: 840thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 893rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 984thHighest Average Incomes: 1,114thLargest Populations: 2,086thMost Stationary: 2,333rdMost Armed: 2,397thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,455thRudest Citizens: 3,249thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,770thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,152ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,269thMost Conservative: 6,303rdMost Influential: 8,594thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,607thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,662ndLargest Black Market: 9,927thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,544thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,687thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,227thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,186thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,490thMost Extreme: 22,288thLargest Governments: 23,005th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the region

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